It's Only Rock and Roll

Feminists in Germany are up in arms and lashing out with their ethical leather handbags after a complaint that urinals in a local Rolling Stones museum were misogynistic and offensive to women.

The museum authorities point out that the urinals are meant to replicate the famous Stones logo created in 1971 by John Pasche that were modeled after the lips of Old Rubber Mouth himself, Mick Jagger. In addition, the urinals were created by a female designer, Meike van Schijndel.

Notwithstanding this interjection of common-sense, activist Roda Ballbust... Armbruster balled her fists, stamped her foot and pouted that "The tongue's been left out and it LOOKS like a womans mouth",  sounding exactly like someone who just (Can't Get No) Satisfaction.

Full credit to the museum's owner and the town mayor for manning up and standing firm.